Soon after I arrived I noticed a young woman who apparently had left home that evening in a big hurry. I say that because she had forgotten to put on the rest of her clothes. She was there in her undergarments. They call them undergarments because they are meant to be worn “under” other garments called outer garments. I must say that it was a very nice corset, but unless you are paid to swing on a pole, you shouldn’t be wearing one in public.
My guess is that she is a Lady Ga Ga wannabe. Obviously she doesn’t realize that even Lady Ga Ga would wear a dress to a comedy club. And unfortunately beauty-wise this woman was no Lady Ga Ga. She was a little chunky monkey. There were “deficiencies” that she should have been trying to conceal, because there was plenty of junk in that trunk. Technically the junk was actually out of the trunk and on display like a human yard sale. And you had you think that this junk could be obtained very cheaply. No need to undress her with your eyes, she had done if for you. I gave her the name Lady Gagme.
Soon a couple, Ben and Lorrie, were seated at my table. They were an attractive couple in their late 30’s and seemed like very normal people. However almost from the beginning Lorrie began flirting with me. Now at my age when a younger, attractive, woman flirts with you it is much appreciated, but I was getting uncomfortable especially since Ben was sitting right there. But he didn’t seem to mind it. In fact it looked like he was actually enjoying it. So Lorrie made even more suggestive comments and kept giving me very seductive looks.
Finally Ben took exception to something Lorrie said and announced how he was going to “discipline” her for that comment later that night. I thought he might be joking, but the wicked smile on Lorrie’s face told me he was serious. Later in the evening, Lorrie did tell me privately what she had planned for Ben later that night.
After the evening was over, I realized that I had actually participated in a “threesome”. This was Ben and Lorrie’s verbal foreplay and I was the foil. Of course I was never invited to participate any further in this “game” which is a good thing because I am “definitely not into that”. But don’t feel bad for me. If I wanted some affection, I’m sure Lady Gagme needed a ride home.
As this conversation was happening I found it very bizarre, but now I find it highly amusing. The only reason that I was exposed to these shenanigans is that I was attending the show with my friend Bob, who is also a friend of Chuck’s. I was expecting to arrive late, so Bob was supposed to get there before me and get a table up front. But apparently Bob had trouble reading the e-mail I sent him explaining when to arrive and also had trouble understanding my instructions when I called him the night before to make sure he would get there before me. So Bob was late; very, very, late. Leaving me exposed to verbal hijinks of this horny couple.
The main act was an Arabian comedienne with huge breasts and she was hilarious. I found myself becoming attracted to her because I am a former stand-up comedian and I appreciate her talent. It had nothing to do with her breasts, which are enormous. Her jokes were really funny, especially the ones about her large, heaving, breasts.