Ake's Pains debuted in the University of Akron Buchtelite in September of 1977. The school's reputation as an institute of higher learning has still not recovered. Ake's Pains returns after a brief 32 year hiatus. It's back, baby!

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Snooki Is Pregnant

Snooki is pregnant
She’s growing a kid
It is not a result
of something I did

I was not intimate with Snooki
I did not propagate her nookie
I did not visit the Jersey Shore
I did not tap the Jersey whore

Snooki is pregnant
She’s growing a kid
It is not a result
of something I did

 

1 comment:

  1. So that explains all of that hair!

    There is a baby in there.

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